This 'Old As Sh*t' sash is the perfect addition to any birthday or retirement gathering. Its bold black satin with gold foil lettering adds a fun and trendy vibe to your event, while being lightweight and comfortable for all-day wear. The large safety pin ensures a secure fit for any size, making it a versatile and unforgettable party accessory for men and women.
  Whether you're celebrating a milestone birthday or throwing a retirement party, this sash is the ultimate way to make a statement and have fun. It’s ideal for photo opportunities, social media posts, and group shots that will capture the moment. A great gag gift for friends and family who love a good laugh and want to add humor to their celebrations.